I'm Italian.  That being said, I can't find an eyeliner to stay on my face longer than a slab of triple chocolate cake in a room full of recently divorced women. I know for most of us, it is a lifelong quest; a costly trek up the Everest of fabulous beauty products, smattered with many a mediocre distraction along the way. This one particular product seems to cause undue grief. And when I say undue grief I mean, precisely, nearly suicidal fits of frustration followed by lengthy bouts of depression. 

We all have a love/ hate relationship with this thin little thorn in our sides. It’s like the perfect man of beauty essentials. Controversial. Hard to find. And most likely, you’ll have to sift through a lot of bad ones.

Distressed maidens everywhere -I present to you:  Revlon Colorstay Eyeliner. 

It's that good.  Trust me.  Have I ever lied to you?  It’s a mix between liquid and pencil that will last all night- and even into the morning (if need be). It’s smudge-proof, waterproof, easy to use, inexpensive, and comes in a variety of colors to compliment your every sassy mood.