Smell Like a Celebrity: Perfumes by the Stars

Currently not sold in American currency, the conversion from Danish Kroner prices it at a strong $20.80 per ounce. That’s only about $35 per bottle to smell like you forgot your shoes when blondes of indeterminate origin invaded your wife’s office building.

We might not believe that investing in her perfume will make us bootylicious, but someone does: Beyoncé’s perfume is being sold for $22.64 per ounce. Think of the potential for taglines! “Turn up the heat,” “Bring on the heat”… we’ll be the most popular girl at the party.

The opportunities for currency puns are overwhelming … we’ll be the bigger person and just mention that 50 Cent sells his fragrance for $20.14 per ounce.

The actress’s self-titled scent is on the more expensive side at $32 per ounce. Hopefully, the scent evokes Halle in Catwoman rather than Halle in Monster’s Ball.

Even the bottle is wearing leather; the country singer’s scent goes for $16.47 per ounce.

J. Lo’s signature scent is priced at an accessible $11.17 per ounce. Now that she has twins, should she double the price?

For the man on a budget to smell as though he isn’t, Usher sells his fragrance for $6.39 per ounce.

It’s only one of Kim’s many endorsements (how many products can one woman love?), but it goes for $19.11 per ounce.

If $29.08 per ounce can make us a celebrity athlete married to a former Spice Girl, we’ll take it.

It’s interesting that Paris’s perfume is something she isn’t: affordable. At $5.45 per ounce, it’s decidedly out of character.