When it comes to difficult life choices, celebrities make the best decisions. Go commando or wear underwear? Call the Pope a Nazi or keep your mouth shut? Get famous by releasing a sex tape or get famous by marrying an NBA star? They‘re all brilliant, thought-provoking questions, and this week, these celebrities came up with some truly outstanding answers. Don’t you wish you could be as wise as they are?
Orlando Bloom Talks About Bloomers
Orlando Bloom took the guest seat on Chelsea Lately to promote his new film The Three Musketeers and revealed that for this movie, he bought really nice boxers instead of going commando like he usually does. Apparently he felt like his “balls had to be really well-protected.” You mean Orlando Bloom doesn’t have balls of steel? We’re sure wife Miranda Kerr appreciates the precaution Bloom took to protect his assets. (via E! Online)
Susan Sarandon Calls the Pope a Nazi
While talking with a fellow actor about her Academy Award-winning 1995 film Dead Man Walking, in which Sarandon played real-life nun Sister Helen Prejean, she mentioned that she had sent the Pope a copy of the film. “The last one,” she said. “Not this Nazi one we have now.” After that statement, it looks as though she’s a dead woman walking. (via Us Weekly)
Barack Obama Does Not Want His Daughters Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Michelle Obama told iVillage that President Obama doesn’t like his daughters watching Kim, Kourney, Khloe, and the new one (Kris? Kasey? Kato? Whatever.) and their antics on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Keeping up with the failing economy is hard enough—add that family’s influence to the list and you’ve got yourself one hell of a struggle. (via Us Weekly)
Jersey Shore’s Vinny is Changing Zip Codes
Vinny Guadagnino from the Jersey Shore is guest-starring on an upcoming episode of 90210 on which he’ll play a “big, cocky celebrity.” Doesn’t seem like much of a stretch. Good luck, Beverly Hills, he’s aalll yours. (via MSNBC)
