Ten Songs About Celebrity Splits: Revenge on the Radio

In the song “Denial Twist” by the White Stripes, singer Jack White advises listeners, “Make sure to never do it with a singer, ’cause he’ll tell everyone in the world what he was thinking about the girl.” (The “it” refers to hand holding, by the way.) That isn’t much of a shock if you consider the overwhelming number of breakup songs that exist at this point. Creativity is fueled by emotion and experience, so it makes sense that an artist’s work sometimes becomes an outlet as well. 

Most of the time, we can only guess what or whom songs reference because we don’t know enough about the singers’ personal lives—unless they’re dating other celebrities and their personal lives are splashed across tabloids, that is. And when their love affairs end—especially when they end badly—the world’s sure to know exactly what they were thinking about the girl or guy who did them wrong. 

“You Oughta Know,” Alanis Morissette
Morissette starts off by saying, “I want you to know that I’m happy for you,” but by the end of the song, listeners know that’s definitely not the case. What was less obvious was that the “Mr. Duplicity” she sang about was none other than ex-boyfriend Dave Coulier, who played Joey on Full House. At first it was only a rumor, but he admitted in 2008 that the song was about him. 

“It Ain’t Me, Babe,” Bob Dylan
Countless singers have covered this song since its inception, but when Bob Dylan penned it back in 1964, he was thinking of only one: Joan Baez. Supposedly, he wrote the tune after the two broke up during a concert tour in 1965. Baez actually recorded this song, too, though, so she must not have been offended when he sang, “Go ’way from my window.” 

“Cry Me a River,” Justin Timberlake
When Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears broke up in 2002, millions of tween hearts broke. Whispers about what drove them apart circulated for months, with most pointing to Britney cheating. And then Timberlake came out with this song, complete with a video in which he sang, “I already know; I found out from him” to a Britney doppelgänger. She then fell from public grace, while he became an even bigger star. The lyric “The damage is done, so I guess I’ll be leaving” says it all.

“You’re So Vain,” Carly Simon
The subject of this song is one of the biggest mysteries in the music industry. Simon remains mum but recently came forward to say that it’s not (contrary to popular belief) music mogul David Geffen. Top contenders include Simon’s former beaus Kris Kristofferson, Mick Jagger, Cat Stevens, and Warren Beatty. Beatty actually said, “Let’s be honest. That song was about me,” and since one of the lyrics is “You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you,” he seems to be the most likely candidate. 

“Forever and Always,” Taylor Swift
“[It’s] a song about watching somebody completely fade away in a relationship …” Swift told People in 2008. That somebody just happens to be Joe Jonas, of the mega-popular band the Jonas Brothers. However, Swift said in an interview recently that heartbreak inspires her to write. I wonder what her breakup with Taylor Lautner will inspire. 

“What’s Left of Me,” Nick Lachey
Following his very public divorce from Jessica Simpson, Lachey didn’t feel like he had much left to offer anybody. “Now I’m broken, and I’m faded; I’m half the man I thought I would be, but you can have what’s left of me,” he sang. What a treat for his next paramour! This ended up being Lachey’s most successful single to date, so clearly, he had a lot more left than he realized. 

“Ms. Jackson,” Outkast
Dedicating this song to “all the babies’ mamas’ mamas,” Andre 3000 wrote it for the mother of Erykah Badu because he thought that Badu—who gave birth to his son—was making him look like a neglectful dad. The song chronicles their nasty breakup and stresses his good intentions with lines like “Never meant to make your daughter cry; I apologize a million times” and “You could plan a pretty picnic, but you can’t predict the weather.” 

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04.23.2010
joy Melerine
P!nk over looked again,this list should have included just about any song off her "Funhouse" CD. P!nk is an extremely talented performer, I wonder why USA does not fully appreciate this genius !
04.23.2010
Jackie Borge
The list should have included "Who Knew" by Pink, sure they are back together now but an excellent break up soing!!!!
I find it hilarious that Alanis sung about Joey from Full House. I guess true love is a strange thing!
03.12.2010
Harriet M
I read that before, Jennifer! That's one of my favorite Sheryl Crow songs for sure, but I had no idea it might be about Eric Clapton...or that she once dated him!
03.12.2010
Nikki Deterding
I agree with Rebecca, Alanis and Uncle Joey seem like an unlikely pair. But its interesting to know who these songs are about, and is it kind of weird that in one of his biggest songs, Johnny Cash was singing about himself ...
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