Hotdoll for Dogs

Clement Eloy is a French product designer who has decided to “help out” dogs when they get the urge. Mr. Eloy has produced other provocative product designs, but this one is the most … primal.

The Hotdoll is a doggy love doll that is supposed to help channel the sexual appetite of canine pets. The doll’s shape allows dogs to grasp it easily with their paws, “like female hips,” as Mr. Eloy puts it on his Web site.

 Mr. Eloy proclaims, “A dog is an animal with an enormous sexual appetite which can’t be controlled. Many methods consist in artificial ways to stop dogs’ inborn caractère. These methods, like castration or meds, are going against the nature laws.”

The doll comes in two sizes, large and small, for big and little dogs. It is made of plastic covered with a thick technogel skin (“for a soft feel”). The doll’s feet and nose are made of rubber, so it will grip the floor when mounted. The pink hole (“most important part!”) “needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons.” Accessories include a “female odour” spray.

The Hotdoll has been in the media spotlight from the moment it was revealed to the world. And there must be many dog owners whose legs are receiving a little too much attention from their oversexed pets, since visitors to design Web sites everywhere are demanding to know where the item can be purchased. I have not yet discovered where the Hotdoll is for general sale. Please let me know if you find out!

Photo courtesy of feeladdicted.com

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06.26.2008
DogTime
This is too funny! My problem is that my daughter's (aggressive) male, Lab/Husky/Chow mix dog humps our mild mannered male Yellow Lab to show dominance. Then poor Joey (the Yellow Lab) tries to hump small children when they come over to visit, I guess to show that he can dominate something too! I don't know that the Hotdoll will help us! I wish it could!
01.06.2008
Marvelous Mabe
I can take a photo of our Yorkie, Thumper, anytime you ask. He 'humps' his "stuffed rabbit" which is larger than he is. He humped the head and aarm off the first one. I sewed it on again many times until I remembered I had this second one (a female version with dress). He loves her and drags her all over the house. Yes, he has quite a sex drive.
11.07.2007
Mark Roddey
I must say, he seems extremely satisfied. It's the most hilarious picture I've seen in awhile.
08.29.2007
Nancy Estrada
Wow. Interspecial and gay. Those poor kitties. Wolfie? He sur is. On the other hand, maybe he's an unrealized transgender/transpecie. I'm looking up the Real Doll now.
08.16.2007
Sasha Pave
I'm not surprised they're using a mini Yorkie as the 'stud' model for these photos. My brother's mini Yorkie has an uncontrollable sex drive, usually aimed at male cats. Perhaps they'll make a male cat version? I think I know what Wolfie's getting for Christmas! :)
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