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Men’s/Women’s Poem – A Little Crude, but Amusing!

Women’s Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart, and strong
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed
When I spend his cash won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind
Knows how to answer “how big is my behind?”

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Men’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

First published February 2008

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Lorenzo, In the Men's Poem section you left out the Porche/Mercedes dealership and her own bank. If your gonna dream, dream big. Otherwise, I liked it.

hey now, not all men are jerks, you know. I know it's a clich'e, but it's also true. Sometimes what your peom says you want in a man, men want in a woman. of coarse not the obvious things. As if i want my chair pulled out for me lol no. im talking about the listening part and the making love to your mind part. I don't think there are enough old fashioned people left in the world.

And don't forget he needs a spine, A moral foundation to help draw the line. Can't be flimsy with booze or cards, Has to be devoted for the whole 9 yards.