A Web site called DJMICK has posted an A-Z guide to female names in which they call Amelia “a bit old-fashioned,” Anneka (their spelling) “sporty in and out of the bedroom,” Catherine as one who “needs ironing,” and Wendy as a woman who “works on a building site, possibly a man.” What?! Well, we can play that game, too!
After the jump, my A-Z guide to male names.
Adam—Drives a big car to make up for his little penis
Brad—Swings both ways
Charles—Sweet, but cannot turn off The History Channel
David—Cries like a girl
Ethan—Bad kisser
Frank—Has a bit of a gambling problem
George—Not the brightest bulb in the pack
Hank—Strong, stable, dependable
Ian—Makes a great gay boyfriend
Jake—Lovable loser
Kevin—Doesn’t know how to tie a bow tie
Lester—Can’t stand the taste of eggs
Mike—Thinks every day’s gonna be his last
Nathan—Used to be a girl
Oliver—Can’t say his “s’s”
Patrick—Secretly worships Prince
Quincy—Bad speller
Rob—Is good with dogs
Steven—Potent sperm
Taylor—Forty-year-old virgin
Usher — Like anchovies on his pizza.
Victor—Gallant: will hold umbrellas over women’s heads on a rainy day
William—Excellent tennis player. Not good at much else.
Xavier — Works hard, plays hard
Yates—Grew up in Jersey, but has a fake British accent
Zach—Good kisser
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By Wendy Atterberry of TheFrisky
