This is a response article to my previous “How to Lose Your Heart in Two Weeks”. So, if you are suffering from heartache and betrayal, here’s just what the doctor ordered ...
How to Gain Your Heart in Three Months
After he’s broken your heart and everything you’ve held dear,
after he’s corrupted and destroyed you with his many lies of love,
I’m sorry to say, that you will wander in heartache and despair,
searching for that one pill that will bring your heart back to its original form.
Back to what it was before he came along.
You will stumble along the way.
You will find the pills that seem to work, but only relieve you of your pain temporarily.
You will find some pills don’t match, have no effect, or some that are even past their expiration dates.
Do not let this setback stop your search.
For one day, out of nowhere, you’ll come across a pill that is shaped funny,
It has a unique style and effect to you, that’s not like the other pills you’ve tried.
I know, you’ll look upon this pill with doubt and uncertainty, but go on ahead and try it.
Trust what’s different and not the same as
what you had before.
Keep taking this pill twice a day, for exactly twelve weeks
in other words, three months.
Don’t overdose yourself on this pill, though
Yet also do not forget to take it.
I assure you, in these three months, that pill will come to begin a new heart for you.
And you will forget that you ever lost your heart in this first place.
That is, only if you take this pill in the RIGHT way.
(An Author’s Note: I hope that my readers know what I’m really comparing to as a “pill.”)
