You will be Happy together if:
1. He fusses at you with care
2. He rubs your shoulders (after pleading three of four times of course)
3. He offers to let you eat the best bite
4. He makes you smile and you do the same for him
5. You have nonsense conversations every night
6. You don’t have to wonder if he loves you, because it’s obvious
You’re Doomed to a Life of Heartache if:
1. He doesn’t make you laugh
2. You walk on eggshells in your own home
3. He has opposite views as you, and you can’t agree on the important things
4. He acts differently around other people
5. He withholds information from you
6. He treats you like a one, or more than one, of these: child, a housewife, a childcare provider, or maid
7. He has an ego bigger than his cock