Online dating has lost its stigma. It’s joined the ranks of other common-place pseudo-dating, like missed connections, personal ads, and dating services, as another way to calculate your soul mate before realizing that a profile does not determine compatibility. We are humans, not puzzle pieces. Just because your gaps line up with his or her protruding edge, it doesn’t mean that you’re going to spend your lives together laughing and having babies on a yacht. (It doesn’t mean you won’t either, but interaction, environment, and people who lie about their real personality traits often get in the way of your would-be nuptial bliss.)
One thing is clear though, no one cares. We’re gonna search based on your height, age, location, sexual preference, salary and then expunge any unattractive types who sneakily appeared in the list. People are going to keep trying to find their other halves, their missing pieces and online sites are probably the easiest way to narrow the field from the get-go.
Obviously, this bothered the uppity folks at Meetic (a major french dating site). Meetic didn’t want to be just another “method.” They had to be the black sheep of the pre-meet-selection-criteria family. So, they’ve created “Meetic VIP,” or as I like to call it, “ImTooFuckingGoodForYou.com.”
OK. So you don’t want to date poor people. We get it. You want someone who loves gallivanting in underground clubs and snorting coke off toilets seats as much as you do. Do you need your own site? The answer to this question according to Meetic, was YES. Absoeffinglutely, they do. And here it is! Your prayers to Saint Benjamin have been answered! www.MeeticVIP.fr
There’s just one tiny problem. They got the banners ALL WRONG.
