“Nothing looks hotter than you in a jersey from our favorite team.”—Kevin, 35
“If we’re too far away to touch you but can smell your perfume, you’re wearing too much perfume.”—Ky, 34
“We hate how long it takes you to get ready. But dammit, we love how you look when you’re done.”—Steve, 31
“We think you’re cute when you wear baseball hats.”—Todd
“It never crosses a guy’s mind to check if you’re wearing a wedding ring. And even if it did, he’ll hit on you anyway.”—Andrew, 40
“We think heels with jeans work for the same reason Chucks with sundresses do—we want to know that you’re laid-back but still girly.”—Ky, 34
“No matter what we say or how often we agree to do it, walking your tiny dog while he wears a sweater kills a little bit of our soul each time we do it.”—Dan, 29
“A man who will buy you tampons and super absorbent pads is a keeper.”—Kevin, 31
“As much as you need to feel desirable, we need to feel useful.”—Dan, 29
“Encourage us to spend time with our friends, especially the ones who repulse you with their vulgar, insensitive, drunken hilariousness; this allows us to get the masculinity out of our system so we don’t repulse you with it.”—Marty, 28
“The best friend you can ever make is my mother. When the two of you are on the same page, I stand no chance—you will both get your way.”—Dan, 29
“If you know we are going to call and you don’t answer—you can cause us a ton of anxiety.”—Joel, 27
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Originally published on The Frisky
