I received notification on my Facebook page last night. I had to confirm my relationship with my husband. He changed his relationship status and I was being asked to “confirm it.”
I am now, officially in a “complicated” relationship with my husband. Complicated? That’s a fucking understatement.
It found it quite funny really. After all this time, all these years—Facebook thinks it can tell ME that my relationship is complicated. Hey Facebook, I propose the following relationship statuses:
- playing nice
- doing it for the kids
- convenient
- self-destructive
- waiting patiently
- co-dependent
- gone on too long
Sometimes “complicated” is not enough.
