The Wonders of the Male Hand

There are many myths about the size of the male hand and penis size. For example, some say that the length of a man’s forefinger equates to the size of his erect penis. In my case this is not true, however I can confirm that if a man outstretches his hand, the distance from the tip of his thumb the tip of his third finger is the exact length of his erect penis … this works perfectly for me and thus is a proven formula (tongue in cheek of course). It is also of some significance that if a man forms a circle by placing the tip of his thumb together with the tip of his forefinger then this equates to the girth of his erect penis … once again I have tried this out and it works perfectly for me. So girls, next time you shake hands with a man or hold his hand, take a sneak peek at what lies out in front of you.

Another interesting fact I have found out is that my right hand is exactly the same size as my girlfriend’s left buttock and also cups her right breast equally perfectly. This is total perfection and every time I look at my right hand I get an erection … hehe.

I wonder also if you girls can similarly compare your hand or finger size with some aspects of your male partner’s body. Interesting thought and of course useless, but great fun to try out.

Hands and genitalia are such wonderful things, which in many ways are inextricably inseparable … hehe.

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