Let’s Get It On: The Best Aphrodisiacs



7. Spanish Fly
Spanish fly actually does have physiological effects, though not always desirable ones. Not really a fly, but dried beetle remains, Spanish fly works by irritating the urogential tract. With irritation comes a rush of blood to the private parts. While this may feel good for a bit, Spanish fly can also lead to infections, scarring of the urethra, and supposed death. Chocolate never sounded so good.

8. Erectile Stimulants

A man’s problems may have less to do with arousal and more to do with hardware malfunction. That’s why pharmaceuticals like Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, which help men obtain and maintain erection, are used as sexual aids. These aren’t exactly aphrodisiacs, because they don’t increase sexual desire per se, but they do help seal the deal.

9. Porn …
… is one of the hottest industries in America. Even if you’re not down with it, chances are your partner is. Planting the not so subtle seed of sex via explicit pictures could be the most obvious aphrodisiac around.

10. A Little Romance
In her book, The Female Brain, Louann Brizendine writes, “For women, foreplay is everything that happens in the twenty-four hours preceding penile insertion. For men, it’s everything that happens three minutes before.” That’s right, getting people in the mood takes more work than just popping a pill or sprinkling some ginseng on their oysters. Women have to be in the mood in their head, meaning they can’t be pissed at their partners, annoyed at their lover, or uncomfortable and uptight. Cue Barry White, red wine, a hot tub, a vacation, and a good connection. Now that’s hot.

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02.07.2012
David Hartman
Have to say, even tongue in cheek, mentioning the horn of an animal being hunted to extinction because of the aphrodisiac myth about its horn, is kind of disturbing. Likewise, why mention Spanish Fly if it's potentially fatal. Aren't these a few things better left off this list?
07.19.2011
carbonware
Don't forget the green M&M's. Kids have been picking them out for generations as sexual endorsement and game. Girls who make a point of eating them visually for the guys are saying I want an excuse to feel sexy or horny, when they guys eat them girls just laugh and say it makes no deference, guys are always horny! I once knew some parents who would pick the green M&M's out of the bags before putting them out for kids parties! Duh. And Mars figured it out and shipped limited release bags of green M&M's at Valentines seasons a few years back because they got the joke. Everyplace that sold them sold out while prudes protested it not understanding the silliness of it all.
07.19.2011
Boyd Martin
Wrong title... "Let's Not Get it On... There are no Aphrodisacs" ... Geez.... what an FDA-petting non-informative article. If you're going to title something the BEST then write about what ARE the BEST, not what's wrong with the REST.
One thing that can get women off is giving men creatively fantastic oral pleasure.
01.26.2009
Dorthy
I don't believe there are foods that make your horny, but it's fun to read about 'em :)
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