It’s boiling hot this summer, thank you global warming and the world for not caring about it whatsoever. However, that doesn’t mean any less contact with the opposite sex is desired at all. Gathering advice from friends who live without air-conditioning, and some who really really hate sweating (poor long-lasting make-up does not last long at all!), and drawing personal experience from someone who loathes the occasional B.O. that comes with heated temps and over-exerted physical movements, here’s some quick tips on how to do summer sex in the coolest ways possible. Take note, and then, take a cold shower. Together.
1. Wanna Make Love In Da’ ... Tub?
Cause honestly, “Love in the club,” if it ever did happen, must only have applied in the winter. How about sharing with your partner a bubble-bath of stress-reducing, and clean-feeling summer suds? Rub-a-dub-dub each other and leave the rubber ducky—out. You’ll need all the room you can get in there.
2. Tooty fruity, let’s get some booty.
Fruit is a majorly “in” snack item this season and I won’t even tell you how you can use it to lure, feed, and tempt your babe into incorporating this natural chiller in the bedroom.
3. Either on vacation or staycation, it’s all in the location.
The locale of where the act is happening that is. If you’re at a hotel, blast the a/c or high-power that ceiling fan speed (you might as well, they don’t charge extra), and wherever you’re at, you can always make it a point to seek out the “coolest” area of your place. Is it the bathroom? Is it a closet? Hmm … let’s just hope it’s not the kid’s room.
4. Ice Age 2: Adult Version. Make your honey say “ice ice baby” on the hottest of days by playing with this bone-chilling inducer in any way imaginable. Yes, I said “any way.”
5. Ever had a water-gasm? Summertime means pool time or beach time and if you’re lucky enough to be alone or on a private remote sandy area, well then there’s no better way to see if you’re one of the lucky folks who are able to get it while it’s wet. No pun intended.
6. Balcony tryst, only if you insist ...
Or, for the more tamer set, how about you just keep your windows open, but your eyes closed. Don’t be shy to explore how private your balcony is (and what a turn-on it is to risk offending your neighbors), after all, people ought to understand how hot it is in here!
7. I scream for ice scream, you scream for something else ...
Whether its a popsicle stick, some cherry garcia, or even frozen yogurt (for the lactose-intolerant), this automatically has to be the number one aphrodisiac this summer to enjoy in the bedroom, with your significant other, and yes, it definitely won’t be the only dessert on the menu at all.
8. Public displays of ...
If it’s seriously too hot to kiss and hug in your hot box of an apartment, then why not go for a walk in the park, have a picnic at the beach, or sit at a climate-controlled coffee store and do all your affectionate bodily contact there. Hey, the wait for the perfect temperature might just prolong the natural tension between the two, but do heed this warning: I wouldn’t attempt you to go too far when OUT and about.
9. Let’s get shady in here. Real shady.
Make sure your curtains block out the sun or limit you usage of light and all things electric. It would be a treat to come home to a darkened cave of cooler temps and stumbling your way to one another in the dark. Long days of summer? How bout just long nights with the curtains sealed tight.
