Have you heard of some good sex myths? I have. There are so many different sex myths to try out for fun. I decided to start with the Altoids breath mint/oral sex myth. The myth goes that chewing on a few Altoid breath mints makes blow jobs even more exciting.
I used peppermint Altoids. Peppermint Altoids have peppermint oil in it. I think it is the peppermint oil that enhances oral sex.
Snopes, the Urban Legends Web site, was all over this myth. The disappointing part of the Snopes page was that it did not go into any detail about the blowjob experience, except to say that there was “slight tingling or a momentary sensation of cold; that’s it.” I was determined to try that myth out myself on my partner, and report on the phenomenon in great detail.
My partner was happy to participate in a not-very-scientific experiment. We ran to our bed. He lay on his back. His body language said, “ravish me.”
I popped a fistful of Altoids into my mouth. I wasn’t sure how many to eat. I ate enough so that I could give him a “curiously strong” blowjob.
I took his balls in my hand, and ran them over my fingers, one, and then the other. He squirmed and moaned with pleasure. I then took his cock into my Altoids-fresh mouth.
The effect started off slowly. He felt a little bit of tingling at first. It was pleasant, if a bit unusual. Then, the sensation became more intense, especially as I sucked harder on his dick. He is not circumsized, so I sucked on his foreskin until I pulled it away from his dick. He liked that. It felt very good.
He started to squirm. All of a sudden, his dick began to burn. He cried out, “It burns, Oh, my God, it really burns!”
I wasn’t sure whether to stop or to keep going. He wanted me to keep going. I sucked, harder and harder.
“My God, it burns. A lot. How many Altoids did you eat?”
