Ten Weird Outfits for Babies

Babies are precious, treasured angels that should be treated with the utmost care, love, and respect. Sometimes I see a child with a scull and crossbones t-shirt, crocs, or pink stiletto high heels and I wonder—what in the world were mom and pop smoking? Whether it’s for Halloween, your neighborhood street party, or Thanksgiving dinner, these parents have taken it too far.

Hamburger Baby
I like my baby medium rare with a side of onion rings and American cheese, please.

Photo source: CyberSalt

Lobster Baby
First you boil the cute crustacean, then season, garnish with fresh lemons, and serve.



Photo source: Ke Cute, Martha Stewart

Baby Mop
Make him work for his mashed up green peas. Take that Swiffer Wet Jet!

Photo source: DavenGrace

Whoopee Cushion Baby
What’s that smell? It’s not your bean burrito, it’s baby! (Great for practical jokes, but use with caution.)

Photo source: Buy Costumes

Car Freshener Baby
Beware, he may be too heavy to hang from the rear-view mirror and the odors emitted may not be quite so lemony-fresh.

Photo source: Buy Costumes

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05.27.2008
Rheka Armstrong
The wigs are hillarious...You saee the other stuff all the time, if you are a parent, besides the hamburger, and the poop... It's funny.. inside joke to all that know my Baby Jack, a.k.a. "poopers", Gives it a new meaning.. I had to send this one around..too funny not to.
05.27.2008
Joopie
Wow. You are some seriously uptight people. I will agree, the poop on the head is disgusting, but for the rest of these, really, what is the big deal? They are Halloween costumes. No one is sending them to their first day of school looking like this. I think the little lobster is cute.
By all means dress up your kid in a funny or cute costume, dressing them as trash is disrespectful, and wont make a fond memory for them to look back on http://www.painful-back.com/
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