Wonder Bread Baby
Makes great French toast, peanut butter and jelly sammies, and comes pre-sliced.
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Roast Turkey Baby
An interesting alternative to traditional Thanksgiving dinner. Who needs Jenny-O’s freezer turkeys when you can baste little Owen and garnish him with fresh garlic?
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Wig-Wearing Baby
From Donald Trump to Bob Marley, start covering your wee one’s premature balding before he’s weaned from the teat.
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Poop-Head Baby
Poop belongs in the toilet, not on your baby’s head.
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