Brown bear, brown bear what do you see?
I see a wad of gum where it shouldn’t be.
Red bird, red bird what do you see?
I see laundry multiplying before me.
Yellow duck, yellow duck what do you see?
I see fingerprints staring back at me.
Blue horse, blue horse what do you see?
I see tufts of dog hair floating in the breeze.
Green frog, green frog what do you see?
I see dirty dishes calling out to me.
Purple cat, purple cat what do you see?
I see crumbs on the floor beckoning to me.
White dog, white dog what do you see?
I see an old dog who can’t hold her pee.
Black sheep, black sheep what do you see?
I see too much Sponge Bob and Wizards of Waverly.
Goldfish, goldfish what do you see?
I see a bathtub filled with bubbles and Barbies.
Teacher, teacher what do you see?
I see a backpack filled with papers I must read.
Children, children what do you see?
I see a margarita on the rocks, and it’s not for me!
Originally published on BlondeMomBlog.com
