Not for Vegetarians

Hamster Curry. Another food product seeking a unique demographic through descriptive marketing.

I’m not sure how cheerful or cute he is, anymore.

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02.18.2008
Michael House
If you can belive this.... Song Lyrics: Hamster Love Hamster, hamster by candle light. Do it in a casserole is doing it right. When they're in season, they're pretty pleasin'. Hamster sandwich, hamster and cheese. Hamster sandwiches with mayoneeze, are delicious, and so nutritious. You can dice, you can slice and fillet them. Cut off their heads and sauté them. And into the oven you shove, smells like hamster love. Hamster curry, or pickled toes, Australian hamster tails, any good chef knows how to make them, or just shake and bake them. For breakfast, for lunch or while dining, as a snack munch their deep-fried fur lining. Into your mouth with a shove, tastes like hamster love. For breakfast, for lunch or while dining, as a snack munch their deep-fried fur lining. Into your mouth with a shove, tastes like hamster love. La-la la la-la, la-la la la. La-la la la-la, la-la la la. La-la la la-la, la-la la la. La-la la la-la, la-la la la. La-la la la-la,
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