Bob Evans Original Frozen Sausage Gravy & Biscuits
If Bob Evans and Jimmy Dean ever teamed up, they’d rule the world with giant, greasy fists. Consuming a couple of biscuits with pork bits floating in a sea of grayish gravy sounds like an appropriate start to the day—but only if you planned on writhing in pain, clutching your abdomen, and cursing Bob Evans’ name for the rest of it.
Kraft Bagel-fuls Apple Cinnamon & Cream Cheese
Bagel-fuls are a fine idea in theory; bread with a bagel-like consistency filled with cream cheese and fruit filling isn’t terribly alarming. But considering it’s frozen, that means you have to heat it up, which also means the cream cheese and jelly will be scorching. Somehow, hot cream cheese just isn’t that appealing.
Post Honey Bunches of Oats Just Bunches
Finally, a cereal that cuts the crap and eliminates those boring corn flakes. I’ve been hoping for a corn syrup–laden alternative to all those cardboardlike cereals out there. Now I don’t have to automatically turn to Smorz, Reese’s Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Frosted Flakes, Cap’n Crunch, Froot Loops, Lucky Charms, Oreo O’s … and the list goes on and on.
Eating breakfast first thing jump-starts our metabolisms and minds—as long as what we’re eating isn’t any of these items. The only things these morning meals will jump-start are stomachaches, sugar crashes, and vows never to eat said products again. Clearly, even convenience can be too much of a good thing.
