Either the owner of this cake has an extremely understanding bride, or he told her that the cake was modeled after her own body. Whatever the case, he’s sure lucky to have gotten away with it.
For the groom who can’t let it go:
Photo source: DiamondVues
If the hobby or interest that best exemplifies this groom is an outdated gaming system that nobody plays anymore, it’s time to find a new hobby. I loved Nintendo as much as the next person, but I learned to move on, and so should he.
For the groom who’s trying to score brownie points:
Photo source: Sedona Wedding Cakes
Photo source: Daily Mail
Groom to bride: “I love you so much that I want to consume you!” Bride to groom: “Um, we need to talk.”
For the Twinkie-obsessed groom:
Photo source: DVO Enterprises
Photo source: Cute Overload
These groom’s cakes are for those who just can’t do without their daily fix of completely artificial flavors, colors, and calories. On the plus side, it will last forever, even if the marriage doesn’t.
For the groom looking to gain thirty pounds:
Photo source: Hilda Special
Photo source: A Catered Affair
Nothing says classy wedding better than a Big Mac or a cookout, right?
So, if you are supposed to put a slice of the wedding cake in the freezer, what do you do with the groom’s cake? Tradition holds that if the blushing bride sleeps with a slice of groom’s cake under her pillow, she’ll dream only of life with her new partner. However, if this life consists of frequent trips to Mickey D’s, nonstop video gaming, or a disturbing obsession with armadillos, perhaps it’s best to eat the cake and sleep slice-free. With any of these cakes under my pillow, I’d be afraid of nightmares. Very afraid.
