Why Are You Running When You Haven’t Learned to Walk?

Every day I see them … the committed fitness buffs out jogging to keep their bodies lean and their cardiovascular systems running at peak potential. Obviously, they’re getting that all important ninety minutes daily of cardio “they” insist is for our own good.

So why is it that most of them appear to be in exquisite agony? I don’t have to be near them to know that their footfalls slap the surface they’re running on even though I’m in my car with the windows rolled up. They plod along with lolling transverse abdominals, hyper-extended or hyper-flexed low backs, side-to side-shifting on varus femurs with duck feet and thrusting heads leading the way down their selected path.

“Why are you running when you haven’t learned to walk?!” I demand of the hapless, miserable looking “healthy” person who will never hear me. I fight the urge to stop my car and give them a tip or two along with my card to stop the madness.

I shake my head and drive on.

Most trainers and exercise buffs teach/get validation from their reflection. Everyone wants a “six pack” to punctuate the mirror muscles they spend endless hours in the gym pursuing. The usual result is a pretty exterior housing a highly dysfunctional movement package. Too much training of these “pretty-me” muscles (which are flexors of the skeletal system) can lead to chronic injuries, pain, and internal organs literally collapsing on themselves, impairing their function.

Paul Chek maintains “training, not draining” our bodies. He is fond of saying that “pain is your body’s idiot light. That means stop, not push through it to get stronger.” After nearly thirty years of being around the more-is-better fitness fanaticism, I find I enthusiastically agree and my fifty-one year old body is proof of it. Why the experts continue to recommend ninety minutes of cardio-based exercise daily without considering what happens to a body on sub-par fake food, inadequate clean sources of fat and protein, hours of training, and go-go-go lifestyles stumps holistic conditioning practitioners like me. Aerobic exercise is high-density (not synonymous with intensity) movement that mostly uses slow twitch muscle fibers and can bring on buckets of sweat. The more you sweat, the harder you’re working, the fitter you are, right?

Not necessarily. Hard core training is catabolic in nature so being fit doesn’t guarantee wellness. It stimulates the sympathetic nervous system, which releases glucocorticoids (i.e. cortisol) and actually promotes the storage of fat. Eating foods our bodies don’t recognize to utilize can cause cravings and inflammation. 

Overconsumption of carbohydrates, whether or not they are simple, complex, conventional, or organic prompt the pancreas to release insulin to clear the blood of the excess carbs the body can’t use. Insulin’s only job is to make and store fat. When insulin goes up, cortisol and estrogen do too. The more estrogen dominant you are, the harder it is to lose fat. These are three powerful hormones that we simply don’t want too much of in our bodies.

When fitness enthusiasts and their trainers are stumped by a client’s inability to lose fat, the immediate tactic is to cut calories and increase the levels of cardiovascular exercise. To their collective dismay, more fat is layered on. So more calories are slashed, aerobic exercise is increased, but fat stubbornly stays. 

The message being sent to the body is that it’s in a crisis state of starvation coupled with increased activity. “I’m dying!” is what it’s trying to tell the brain of these misinformed, mislead bodies. “Stop running around, feed me plenty of nutritious calories that contain the fats and amino acids I need for protein synthesis, drink pure water, and REST!” We are still ancient survival machines; this input is telling the body to eat the muscle and store the fat for survival.

And we simply aren’t listening.

Not only are we turning a deaf ear to the wisdom within our cells, in the ridiculous quest for ripped rectus abdominus, bulging biceps, chiseled chests and flashy flanks, we have forgotten what happens when the flexors of the spine are over-trained to obtain that look.

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06.03.2009
Nora Trent
I am fortunate in that I am a natural runner. I can run with minimul effort--well, at least compared to the horror you describe here. I love walking as well, but my stride will pull me into a run, which I enjoy. I am 45 and can do four miles and maintain normal breathing throughout, and when finished. I am careful, and smart about it. It is definaletly not for everyone and I have seen some sad specimens plodding along on the side of the road, as you have, and it is a little scary when you feel that you must call to mind everything you ever learned about CPR when you see them. I agree. But you do have kind of a bad attitude about an activity that many people love, which is sad. I hear you, but I'm pretty sure I will be running to my grave, in any case. I liked this article though, sort of.
03.31.2009
Sandy Barker
This is an interesting take filled with part-facts and gross generalizations. And what is your source for the 90 minutes recommended Cardio every day? What I have discovered when it comes to fitness, is that each person needs to work out how to work out for themselves. It is terrific that you are healthy and fit in your early 50s, but you need not judge others for how they choose to work out. I have friends who are nearly evangelical about yoga - good for them - but it is not for me. I find other ways to stay strong and flexible. At 40 I have the strength, flexibility and endurance of one half my age (I have been tested) and am injury free, but I know that my routine is not for everyone. I guess you don't know that yet your way is not the only way.
03.16.2009
Juniper
I prefer walking to running because I have the time to do a 45-min walk which allows me to burn as much as those who run but do so ineffectively. When I do a treadmill walk, I crank up the incline and my heart rate is so great that if I were to run, my heart rate would decline. I can burn more calories on a treadmill incline for 30-min than I would running on a flat surface or on a treadmill for the same amount. I do run for my military requirements but mostly I walk. My stride/form is such that I can do a 15min/mile!
11.24.2008
JMORI
I guess I have been unaware of this 90 minutes of cardio rule. I run because I like it. If I feel like running for 1/2 hour then that is what i do. If I feel like running 1.5 hours then that's great too. I guess my idiot light is fully functioning.
05.06.2008
Nancy Fergus
Great article and well written I might add. I do have to say...some of us don't go out everyday because someone tells us to...its because we want to...the freedom out there is achievable no other way....why do you think you know why each person is out there? Best wishes in staying in your car with the window rolled up+
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