Bacon is all the rage right now, and why not? It’s delicious, satisfyingly crispy, and its tantalizing aroma makes even the most hardcore vegetarian get a little wistful. However, I’m getting a little sick of all the posers out there jumping on the bacon bandwagon, pairing it with ice cream and calling themselves aficionados. It’s true that everything is better with bacon, but the whole “bacon-wrapped bacon with a side of Bac-o-Bits” trend is so last season. If you really want to back bacon, start accessorizing.
1. It’s Bacon O’Clock!
Because in my world, it’s always time for bacon. (Source: Nerd Approved)
2. Bacon iPhone Sleeve
Now all we need is an iPhone app that will emit the smell of sizzling bacon whenever we get a call. Steve Jobs, get on it! (Source: Engadget)
3. Bacon Briefcase
This is a great way to show everyone you mean business-salty, fatty, mouth-watering business. (Source: yowazzup)
4. Shaky Bacon
Shaky travels with you to remind you that bacon will always be there for you, unlike your unreliable (and inedible) friends and family. (Source: Plastic & Plush)
5. The Patron Saint of Bacon
Pray to Saint Anthony when you need protection from rabid PETA members or when breakfast burritos and sandwiches lack a smoky crunch. (Source: bigepaz)
6. Bacon Scarf
It warms our necks just like bacon warms our tummies. (Source: Neatorama)
7. Magnetic Bacon Strips
Think of these as delicious to-do lists for your fridge. Have you had your daily serving of fried pork yet? (Source: Skulls & Bacon)
8. Bacon Suit
Rest assured, this suit smells just as good as it looks. The built-in bacon scent will make all the ladies swarm around you—along with dogs, rodents, and flies. (Source: NewsBlaze)
9. Wake n’ Bacon Alarm
This is what Michael Scott from The Office envisioned when he put bacon in his George Foreman—and this way, we won’t grill our feet on accident like he did. (Source: mathlete)
10. Bacon-Wrapped Wallet
Cows and pigs can come together for more than just the purpose of bacon cheeseburgers. (Source: Walyou)
A love of bacon should know no bounds and with these fine products in your arsenal, it never will!