The Thirteen Worst Cities for Your Skin

Before blowing your next paycheck dermatologist’s office or on pricey skin care products, take a closer look at the place you call home. We looked at pollution levels, sunshine and humidity averages, skin cancer, smoking rates, and even tanning salons per capita to determine which U.S. locales could be disastrous for your skin. Did your city make the list? 

No. 13: Portland, Maine
Skin cancer and smoking rates are through the roof in this Northeast town, and there are a whopping twenty-five tanning salons for every 100,000 people! Portland may be famous for its historic Old Port district, but if its residents don’t smarten up they could soon be living with old skin. Being a slave to the tanning bed can aggressively speed up your skin’s aging process. 

No. 12: Tacoma, Washington
Not a fan of stress breakouts? (Stress raises your level of cortisol, which can affect oil glands and acne.) You may want to avoid Tacoma like the plague, because—along with twenty-one tanning salons per capita and a high incidence of skin cancer according to the Center for Disease Control—it is the most stressed-out city in our country. 

No. 11: Macon, Georgia
Macon may be the “Heart of Georgia,” but its residents might want to run to the borders for the sake of their pores. With 88 percent average humidity, it is one of the most humid cities in the country. According to Dr. David Bank, founder and director of The Center for Dermatology, Cosmetic and Laser Surgery, your skin needs some humidity to prevent it from looking dry and dehydrated, but too much can trigger breakouts. When you sweat (which happens often in humid climates) it mixes with oil and dirt, which can clog pores and cause breakouts.

No. 10: Tampa, Florida
Tampa has above-average sunshine, tropical humidity levels, and a smoking rate of 23.4 percent (the national average is about 20 percent). And though sunny days are a plenty, Tampa folks still flock to tanning salons like they’re going out of style! Sorry Floridians, we know you have an awful thunderstorm season in the summer too, but there’s really no excuse for the UV worshipping.

No. 9: Kansas City, Missouri
Missouri has one of the highest levels of skin cancer in the country, and over a quarter of Kansas City residents smoke. Heavy pollution and 81 percent average humidity aren’t helping these Midwesterner’s complexions either, but as Dr. Audrey Kunin, founder and president of DERMAdoctor, explains, it’s those butts that are really doing the most damage: “Smoking is the quickest way to age your skin. It prevents oxygen from reaching the skin, restricts the blood vessels, and triggers mmp1, the enzyme that destroys collagen.” Collagen loss means looser skin tone and sagging skin. 

No. 8: Detroit, Michigan
Mr. President, could the Motor City get a skincare bailout, please? If the plan for this sixth most polluted U.S. city could somehow eliminate the factory emissions, humidity (81 percent on average), and second-hand smoke from the air, we’re confident that Detroit’s high melanoma rate would soon be replaced with a high “youthful glow” rate. 

No. 7: Cleveland, Ohio
Clevelanders might suffer from no-win skin for a number of reasons. It is one of the top ten most polluted cities in the country, and top three for tanning salons (twenty-six per capita). Summers are hot and humid, and almost a quarter of Ohio residents smoke. Might be time to pack your bags.

No. 6: Charleston, West Virginia
West Virginia’s capital city is also the country’s unofficial capital for tanning salons. With a staggering thirty-four tanning salons per capita, Charleston—along with being polluted and stiflingly humid (83 percent humidity on average)—is the U.S. city most addicted to those harmful “UV coffins” (a.k.a. tanning booths). Take a hint from our favorite bronzed celebs and spend the tanning dollars on some self-tanner instead: these tips will show you how to achieve their look, sans skin damage.   

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But none of the Top 10 Oldest Cities on Earth is in the list. http://funnyandspicy.com/the‐top‐10‐oldest‐cities‐on‐earth‐crazy‐video
06.08.2010
LeLe
I live in Houston and it is the WORST PLACE FOR SKIN AND HAIR!! ITS SO GROSS IN THE CITY!!! but lots of fun :)
06.02.2009
Goldivas
Wow, I was surprised at the number of northern cities on that list!
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