The Message on the Toilet: God on the Ground

If you read the Bible a lot, it can become like a piece of furniture in your house. When you get a new piece of furniture, it makes the whole room look different for a while. You smile every time you see it. Then, in a few weeks, you forget it’s there. You stop noticing it. The same thing can happen if you’ve been studying the Bible for a while, especially if, like me, you started young. You can read words of power and inspiration almost without seeing them.

There are remedies for this sort of scripture slump. You can read Bible commentaries that illuminate cultural and historical context, unpacking new meaning. You can go to a Bible study and discuss interpretation and life application with other people. You can even do what I did—get a BA and an MA in Theology in hopes that you’ll unlock some secret Bible code. Or you can just buy The Message by Eugene Peterson and feel like you’re reading the Bible for the first time.

The Message is a translation of the Bible into modern language that does more than just toss out the “thous” and “begats.” Peterson uses his linguistic, historical, and theological expertise to extract meaning from the Bible that previous translations miss. For example, the New King James Version renders John 1:31 like this: “I did not know Him; but that He should be revealed to Israel, therefore I came baptizing with water.”

Now check out the same verse in The Message: “I knew nothing about who he was—only this: that my task has been to get Israel ready to recognize him as the God-Revealer. That is why I came here baptizing with water, giving you a good bath and scrubbing sins from your life so you can get a fresh start with God.”

Good stuff, baby. You can imagine my joy when I stumbled across this gem. Reading the Bible would no longer feel like work. The book that set my heart ablaze when I was ten years old could do so again. My spiritual life would be revitalized and I’d start acting more like a Christian instead of a crank. I couldn’t wait to get started.

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12.04.2009
Sylvia Bradley
Funny, touching, simple and true. Thank you.
09.30.2009
cgeewriter
I learned that lesson as a kid sharing a room. Now I'm living alone & still read upon the throne. Thanks for tickling my funny bone. P.S. I read all my writing out loud in the bathroom so the sound comes back to me. Works for me better than recording it.
05.20.2009
Grace Marie
LOL I burst our laughing several times while reading this and picturing God responding like that! All of your articles are great Mr. Simpson!
02.22.2008
Monica Smith
Loved this! God does talk to us in the way you described. More people need to know that He is available as a friend, our best friend.
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