Tears from Turkey

I once prided myself for having tear ducts of steel. I was the only kid on my block who could watch Bambi without bawling; Beaches made me snicker. Graduation. Weddings. Break-ups. Disappointments. I endured it all with neither a sigh nor a whimper.

Until, that is, I went to Turkey.

Istanbul had been a destination point on my atlas for ages. After working in Beijing for a year, I finally made it there one summer with loose plans of selling carpets by day and belly dancing at night. My plans changed by fifth day, however, during a visit to the Archaeological Museum. As I gazed at a row of headless statues, my hand happened to brush against the spot on my thigh where I always strapped my money belt. Instead of a reassuring bundle, I felt only bare leg. 

My heart stopped. I threw down my backpack, hiked up my ankle-length Guatemalan skirt, and gazed in horror.

The money belt was still there. Its contents were not.

I stumbled about the museum in a state of shock. I had used my passport and American Express card only an hour before and deliberately sealed them both back into the belt. What happened? Did everything somehow fall out? How could I not have noticed? I remembered reading about thieves who tossed powder into tourists’ eyes and robbed them blind in a matter of moments. Did that happen to me?    

Panic set in as it dawned on me what I had just lost: money, credit cards, passport, airline ticket, traveler’s cheques, visa. In short, all forms of identity—except my Beijing work permit, which said I was American in Chinese—and all my finances, save for $30 in Turkish lira.

I bolted for the museum’s exit, nearly knocking over a museum guard in the process. “My passport!” I shrieked over my shoulder. I raced through Gulhane Park and the Topkapi Palace grounds, darting in and out of tourist patches, frantically retracing the casual stroll I had taken only minutes before. I was nearing the towering minarets of the Aya Sofya when I spotted a Turkish policeman. I scrambled over.

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09.17.2009
Linda Medrano
OMG! This is the best, and the funniest thing, I have read in ages! Loved it! Loved it! Loved it!
07.23.2009
Dana
GREAT story! I always viewed tears as a weakness, but I have to admit, the few times I've succumbed to them the results were just the same as yours. I think that people can tell when you are genuinely crying and when it is faked.
I give you all the credit in the world, for being able to travel alone in another country. Glad all things sort of worked out. Gave me something to realize when I travel. Caution with important documents. I didn't realize you could get your passport back so efficiently. I always wondered what happened if you lost or had it stolen in another county. Great article Dorothy from grammology remember to call your grandma
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