The Ten Worst Fall Fashions

So unless you’re a runway model or actually ride a Harley to work, keep your biker chick details to a minimum. 

10. Furry Vests
The fur vest is being touted as the statement piece for Fall/Winter 2009. It comes in real or faux, long or short, in black, white, brown, and everything in between. Fashion icon Kate Moss has been sporting this look for some time now—and pulling it off the way only she can do (we admit it, we’re jealous). Recently, fur vests have made their way onto the frail bodies of young Hollywood, so it probably won’t be long before department stores jump on the bandwagon. 

I like vests. I even like fur (faux, of course!). But something about this combo reminds me too much of a medieval hair shirt, and I’m just not in the mood for punishment. 

We realize fashion is somewhat subjective, so we don’t expect you to agree with our scathing assessment of this season’s trends. But whether you cringe at the sight of laddered tights or can’t wait to get your hands on a pair, I think we can all agree on one thing: none of these looks are appropriate for the office

By Tania Khadder for Excelle

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11.28.2009
Katrina
I'm 13 and most of these are NOT appealing at all. I hate ripped tights and leggings. With tights, it looks like you were careless and ripped them. It looks terrible. There are some girls who can pull it off, but not many. "Prep" type girls try to wear them, and it looks awful. Some girls just can't pull off the gothic look. I'm just rambling now, heh. But yeah, I agree with most of these....Oh! And the cut-toe boot.....That's just fail. Who is coming up with these ideas? I'd like to know what they are smoking.
All the bad fashion from my teenage years has come back. If only I had saved the leggings, acid wash jeans, blouses & jackets with shoulder pads...I would get rich on e-bay! And may I add: why are still seeing jumpsuits? they are flattering for no one, Gisele was wearing one in an ad and SHE looked hideous...if Gisele can't pull it off, no one can. Loose the romper & the jumpsuit once you are old enough to go to school.
11.20.2009
Carla Underwood
I too agree with everything in the list. But to me the worst offender is the fur vest. Why would you want to look like Atilla the Hun?
11.18.2009
Andrea
Thanks for compiling a great list. I agree 100% with everything on it--especially the peep toe boots. I love boots and I love peep toe shoes, but together...it's perfectly dreadful. The fur vest is the least offensive of all and in fact, can look chic if properly selected, so go for it.
11.18.2009
szi9 williams
I am looking for a 'faux fur vest' I am 59, I tried one on & loved it & will get one, I looked quite chic actually...Jeans? I prefer dark without holes, no acid-washed for me...Loved this article! Thanx!
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