The Greatest Holiday Season Controversy

Maybe a lot of warm memories are linked with the sweater. Don’t worry, you do not have to fully discard of it. Cut it up to small pieces to use as rags, line the bottom of your drawers, or use as oven mitts. That way, every time you scrub the floor or pick up a piping-hot casserole, the intimate feelings from the joy can resurface without ever having abandoned the article of clothing.

After these four easy steps, I am sure that you feel much better about discarding your own holiday sweater. You do not have to feel chilly during the winter, though: opt for a classic cable-knit sweater that is appropriate for all ages. If you purchased the sweater for holiday sentiments, bake gingerbread cookies instead. If you bought the sweater for warmth and comfort, invest in the aforementioned Snuggie. 

Although I do seem like a tactless bitch, your friends and relatives will thank me. I promise.