Who: The “I Only Worry About My Own Comfort” Girl
What: Lululemon Hot Shorts
Why: Lululemon undies are usually rolled up and stashed in bins near the cash register. That way you can pick up a rainbow array, as I did, whenever you’re craving that last minute at-the-counter add-on. These fit perfectly and are a no-show under tight slacks and yoga pants, though one friend gave the tip about cotton undies, to make sure they don’t bunch up, screaming out panty lines.
Who: The “I Only Do Cracks with My Hands” Girl
What: Patagonia W’s Active Hipster
Why: I love Patagonia founder Yvon Chonaird’s One Percent for the Planet mission for a more sustainable corporate model and the fact that these briefs look quite sustainable themselves. I only wonder the return policy on the panties if they ever fall apart, like the fleece jackets I’ve sent back in the past.
Who: The “I May Not Look the Part, but I’m Naughty Underneath” Girl
What: Honeydew Cotton Comfort Boyshort and Honeydew Fine Mesh Boyshort, Gap Body Lace Dotted Teeny Bikini and Gap Body Low Rise Smooth Lace-Detailed Bikini
Why: A friend gave Honeydew a shout out for its ultra-soft materials and great colors and patterns, which reminded me that I had a pair of these once and can second her emotion, they just must have run off with my thongs.
Many friends said, “Gap Body all the way,” but one friend said they fall apart after a week. I’ll let you decide, but I bet those Smooth Cheekys would feel good on my smooth cheekys.
Who: The “I Really Just Lay Back and Scarf Soy Bon-Bons” Girl
What: Cosabella Forever Low Rise Hot Pants, Lily of France Girlshorts, and La Perla Short
Why: Okay, so some of us just like to walk into lingerie shops that don’t allow beverages just to see what making a hundred grand a year might feel like. Cosabella and LaPerla are those shops. That or else you’re lucky enough to have just scored a new boyfriend who has yet to get in your pants, and hopes he will if he buys you a few pairs of these!
