I’m a master of intuition (manipulation too), but my man-reading skills are limited to identifying when a man’s bored (yawning), tired (yawning), or contagious (scratching). I’ve been renting out my skills to help single friends decide where best to direct their energies (clocks are ticking), but it’s no easy feat to gauge if a guy’s a keeper, a rockstar, or a vegetarian without getting invested. I don’t expect a guy to wear his heart on his sleeve or anything … but a few words on his chest might be nice.
Is He a Keeper?
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Don’t settle for a man who’s good in the sack. Sex is overrated. What you need to know is if he’s good on the couch, and I mean with the remote. This subtle grey and white “Attention ladies, I enjoy Grey’s Anatomy” t-shirt is like a flashing neon sign that screams, “Pick me!”
Is He an Animal Lover?
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If you read between the lines, this shirt says, “Marry me.” If you read the actual lines, it says “Missing Turtle. Answers to Michaelangelo. His favorite food is pizza, but he hates anchovies. He has an orange blindfold cut out for the eyes. Keep an eye out at the clubs and bars because he’s a party dude. Be careful because he has nun-chucks. His owner really misses him. Call Splinter at 555-4372.” You should say yes.
Is He Interested?
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No need to fuss about your posture or hair, or fake that you are having a ball over there on the other side of the bar—this tee says it all: “Not tonight ladies, I’m just here to get drunk.” Fair enough.
Is He a Rockstar?
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So you already know he can do the electric slide by the way he walked in the door, but will he, will he rock you? Just look at the size of that air-guitar for your answer.
