Is He a Vegetarian?
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You stopped eating meat after Bambi’s mom was shot so thanks to his, “I eat babies, they are delicious” tee, you know better than to invite this carnivore over to dinner (or to babysit).
Is He Cool?
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If he’s not LL Cool J, it can be difficult to tell if a guy is cool, or just masquerading as cool. Well, if he’s wearing an “I listen to bands that don’t even exist yet” shirt you know he’s cooler than cool—yes he’s ice-cold (in a really hot way).
Does He Have Baggage?
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A good-looking guy passes you on the street and you can’t but wonder if he’s a mamma’s boy or a baby-daddy. Well if he’s wearing a strap-on baby shirt, he’s a very smart man (and smart men are typically good catches). He knows we’ll ooh and aah for the cute little baby on his chest without sighing that some other hussy got to him first. You’re also safe if he’s wearing a shirt that says “My mom rocks harder than your mom.” It’s sweet that he wants to talk his mom up a bit. If he’s wearing a photo-shirt of his mom though, keep your head down and walk on by.
Is He in Heat?
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You know that when he wants to do it he’ll say whatever it takes—like “Sex, do it for the kids”—to get you to do it too. He also knows that humor is a big turn-on for women (so he should get a double doin’ for creativity!). Warning: reserve some energy to look for Mr. Right in the morning—this guy’s just Mr. Right for tonight.
