Is He Athletic?
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Photo source: Supermarkethq.com
It’s usually a good thing if you have to ask yourself if a man is athletic. It means he’s not on steroids and he’s not dressed like the mascot of his favorite sports team. If he’s wearing a pogo shirt it means he wants you to be the athletic one (i.e., hop up and down on his pogo stick). The “replica football shirt” indicates he’s athletic in the wits department. Don’t stop to stretch first, go get ‘em!
Is He Affectionate?
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This shirt may as well say “Look, spaghetti arms. This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don’t go into yours; you don’t go into mine.” “Don’t Touch My Nuts” might also mean that he’s been burned, and he just needs a gentle touch and time. Your clock is ticking though so you need someone who’s good to go. Don’t talk to this shirt.
