Soccer Mom MILF
She’s only got ten minutes to load the kids in the car, swing by Target on the way to tee-ball, and fix her hair and makeup in time to flirt with the kids’ cute coach. But with all these convenient apps on her side, she might even sneak in a quick Pilates session, too.
Apps: On the Go Pilates, Target, Gap StyleMixer, iFood Assistant, Lookz Lite, Trapster Speed Traps, Cheap Gas, Free Lie Detector Scanner, Sexytime Fun Lite, What’s Your Sex Appeal
Agro Business Suit
This is the kind of person who can’t remember the last time he made eye contact with anyone because his eyes are perpetually downcast, reading emails and checking the stock market on his iPhone. That’s why he needs apps that let him play golf and exercise via his phone, because there’s no way he has time for that nonsense in real life.
Apps: Teed Off, iTie, To Do List, CNNMoney, BrainTuner, Health Map Outbreaks, iRelax Melodies, Virtual Trainer, High Paying Jobs, HotelPal
If you have an iPhone and aren’t app-savvy, get on the trolley and let your phone run your life. And if you don’t have an iPhone yet, just look at the iTunes app store and get lured to the dark side. Until your phone can teach you how to tie a tie, what kind of shooters to order at a bar, or makes a shotgun-cocking sound when you shake it, you won’t know true happiness.
