Abominable Snowman? Lover, altitude is everything.
Big Foot = big … shoe: another axiom proven true.
Chewbacca Baby, Han Solo has nothing on you.
Debauchery? Coming right up. Sorry, no decaf. Will that be tall, grande, or venti?
Elevator ride straight to the top in arms that never stop.
Fantasy Land excursions available; get your all-day Disney pass.
Goodness gracious, Goliath, no need to lose your head. Help!
HIJACKED BY PHILLISTINE HEDONIST—On second thought, don’t pay ransom!
Incidentally, Daddy Long-Legs, does that stride of yours stretch trans-continentally?
Jacqueline seeks athletic beanstalk. Objective: climbing lessons.
Kansas? Forget Kansas, Dorothy. Follow the yellow brick road to
Leviathans, Titans, Behemoths, oh … my.
Mile-high mountain-men: Jim Bowie, Daniel Boone, Davy Crockett. Sigh.
Never underestimate the power of a tower-of-a-man.
Oh say, can you see—Pittsburg, Poughkeepsie, Paris or maybe even
Peru from up there?
Quake—as in tremble, as in shake.
Rough-and-ready; rock my world. Ride ‘em Cowgirl.
Salacious Sasquatch plunders and pillages villages at will.
Tarzan-of-the-Jungle, why, oh, why did Jane want you civil?
Urban legend lives. Uh-oh,
Volcanic activity anticipated.
Why ask why, when the question is why not?
X=Y to the 10th power = phenomenal chromosomal mutation.
Yardage: two and one-quarter please, and no skimping.
Ziggurat of erogenous zones. Zounds!
