A limerick is a quick bit of fun
Just 5 simple lines and you’re done
Rhyme 5, 1 and 2
Lines 3 and 4 too
And line 5 delivers the pun
So here are our favorite top picks
An homage to geeks, gamers and chicks
We're sure you’re all clever
At a loss for words never
Use your keyboard! Show off your mad licks!
St. Patrick’s comes once every year
And gives us a chance to drink beer
High on porter and stout
We all give a shout
Till next morn when we pay for it dear
(Chas Thorp)
Firefox is a genius invention.
I use more plug-ins than I can mention,
And I do so with pride!
What’d you say? Go outside?
No, I don’t think I have that extension.
(Seth Brown via bbspot)
Seeking romance by modem, Fred swoops,
Pitching woo on those Yahoo flirt groups.
He soon gets an email
That’s from a hot female.
The subject? “I love you.” Click. Oops.
(Howard Spindel via bbspot)
In the park he asked for her hand
On her finger a little gold band
With one little kiss
An eternity of bliss
And now she can start to demand
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
For eight years I’ve hated the man
Now he speaks of a stimulus plan
Give the people some dough
Make the economy grow
They’ll forget about bombs in Iran
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
There once was a governor in New York
He was keen he was mean, and he was dark
He slept with a lass
And paid big for her ass
He was seen and forced clean, he’s a dork
(Jacinta O Halloran)
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