Once upon a time
I had some cherry wine
It was pretty gross
So I crinkled my nose
Now everything is fine
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
Caitlin’s the town violinist
But her traits are her bust and her thinness
If you throw her a dime
She’ll give you the time
And spend the day throwing back Guinness
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
My girlfriend had put on my sweater,
The one with my big high school letter,
And it then seemed to me,
And I’m sure you’ll agree,
On her it looked quite a bit better.
(Source foolishtimes.com)
My hamsters were Minnie and Mickey
For nibbling they weren’t very picky
They ate through their cage
My dad had a rage
Their bones in the basement were icky
(Source gather.com)
Icky Poo Icky Poo
Oh how I love my Icky Poo
It’s green, slimy
And ever so grimy
It always makes my mom cry Ewwwwww!!!
(Kate Thorp)
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