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Just 5 simple lines and you’re done
Rhyme 5, 1 and 2
Lines 3 and 4 too
And line 5 delivers the pun
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St. Patrick’s comes once every year
And gives us a chance to drink beer
High on porter and stout
We all give a shout
Till next morn when we pay for it dear
(Chas Thorp)
Firefox is a genius invention.
I use more plug-ins than I can mention,
And I do so with pride!
What’d you say? Go outside?
No, I don’t think I have that extension.
(Seth Brown via bbspot)
Seeking romance by modem, Fred swoops,
Pitching woo on those Yahoo flirt groups.
He soon gets an email
That’s from a hot female.
The subject? “I love you.” Click. Oops.
(Howard Spindel via bbspot)
In the park he asked for her hand
On her finger a little gold band
With one little kiss
An eternity of bliss
And now she can start to demand
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
For eight years I’ve hated the man
Now he speaks of a stimulus plan
Give the people some dough
Make the economy grow
They’ll forget about bombs in Iran
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
There once was a governor in New York
He was keen he was mean, and he was dark
He slept with a lass
And paid big for her ass
He was seen and forced clean, he’s a dork
(Jacinta O Halloran)
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To his friend, Ned said, rather blue,
”My wife Edith just told me we’re through,
For she says I’m too fat.”
And his friend told him that,
”You can’t have your cake and Edith, too.”
(Sasha Pave)
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly,”Let us flee!”
“Let us fly!? said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
(Source foolishtimes.com)
There once was a fellow quite retro
His pals often called him a Metro
He wore his shirts tight,
and showered twice a night,
He¹d to punch his pals oft to be Hetro
(Jacinta O Halloran)
There once was a popstar named Brit
She was young once and cute and a hit
To the darkside she was drawn
Till she neglected her spawn
And was judged by us all as unfit
(Jacinta O Halloran)
There once was a popstar named Spears
She had fun she had fans she had fears
She shaved off her hair
but the press didn¹t care
Cos the headlines got bigger with her tears
(Jacinta O Halloran)
There once was a starlet on a roll
But her fame and her fun took a toll
She showed her behind,
Lost her hair, kids, and mind,
And we chased like we did Anna Nicole
(Jacinta O Halloran)
I smelled feet
So I had to ask Pete
When you were drinking booze
You wore those wet shoes
Now all I smell is dead meat
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
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Once upon a time
I had some cherry wine
It was pretty gross
So I crinkled my nose
Now everything is fine
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
Caitlin’s the town violinist
But her traits are her bust and her thinness
If you throw her a dime
She’ll give you the time
And spend the day throwing back Guinness
(Brie’s St Patty’s Day Party – March 16, 2008)
My girlfriend had put on my sweater,
The one with my big high school letter,
And it then seemed to me,
And I’m sure you’ll agree,
On her it looked quite a bit better.
(Source foolishtimes.com)
My hamsters were Minnie and Mickey
For nibbling they weren’t very picky
They ate through their cage
My dad had a rage
Their bones in the basement were icky
(Source gather.com)
Icky Poo Icky Poo
Oh how I love my Icky Poo
It’s green, slimy
And ever so grimy
It always makes my mom cry Ewwwwww!!!
(Kate Thorp)
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