Sh*t Hipster Dogs Might Say

Realizing they were neglecting the needs of animals with hipster inclinations everywhere, American Apparel has unveiled a line of hoodies for dogs. The sweatshirts are tiny and adorable and they feature pockets that serve no purpose except to remind pups of their own limitations. But that’s not the surprising part. The surprising part is how dressing a dog in a hoodie and then photographing it American Apparel–style miraculously transforms it into a pensive hipster pooch. Join us as we investigate what these cool canines might be brooding about.