My daughter came home from kindergarten singing this song...
Happy Birthday to me
I'm a hundred and three,
I still go to preschool, don't tell my mommy
My mommy's at work.
She fired a jerk.
She hired a monkey to do my homework.
Kindergarten Birthday Ditty
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Gosh, this newest Kindergarten's Greatest Hits Volume is really making the rounds! My son, also in Kindergarten, came home singing his heart out on this one, too. I still like the Golden Oldie Kindergarten version better. You know, the one that originally referrenced the monkey, the zoo, and the smell. There must be a copywrite infringement in here somewhere!
I love this song!!! It kills me. Thanks for adding it to the community.
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