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A Computer Programmer's Wife Asks Him to Go To The Store

By: Maggie Gill

A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

First published April 2011

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Suvi-Tuuli Allan, you'd be offended? Lighten up.

Finally: a joke that I can remember & not give out the punch line too soon, or out of sync. Why? because I live it almost every day: & I thought it was ME. Thanks for the Belly Laugh!

Computer programmer's wife, eh? As a female IT student who wants to become a programmer, I'd be offended if it weren't for the fact that my wife happens to be studying the same thing and her logic is exactly that which is presented here.