Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic school. Usually, she slept through class.
One day, the nun called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me, Mary Margaret, who created the universe?” When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny, a friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Mary Margaret. The nun said, “Very good,” and continued teaching the class.
A little later, the nun asked Mary Margaret, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But Mary didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
“Jesus Christ!!!” shouted Mary Margaret, and the Nun once again said, “Very good.” Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
Finally, The nun asked her a third question: “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!”
