A long married couple were sitting on the front porch reminiscing about the old days.
The woman said to the man, “When we first dated, you always sat close to me.”
So, the man scooted closer to her.
A few moments later the woman said, “In the early days you always held my hand.”
So the man grabbed her hand and held it. Again, a few moments passed and the woman said.
In our younger days, you always used to nibble my neck.
“Just a moment,” the man said, “I’ll go get my teeth.”
