“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”—Dorothy Parker
“Women need men like fish need bicycles.” —Irina Dunn
“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” —Katherine Hepburn
“Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. “ —Miss Piggy
“If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.” —Linda Furney
“Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.” —Zsa Zsa Gabor
