Sucking at the Car Wash, Yeah

Have you ever read any of P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves and Wooster books? Bertie is always going on about how Jeeves can figure out people’s motivations for doing things by studying “the psychology of the individual.”

He never dealt with anybody like this, I bet.

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the twenty-nine-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about ninety miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

Call me a man-hater if you must, but I really just don’t understand men at all. They can have a perfectly lovely, loyal, and devoted vacuum at home, yet they still feel compelled to step out with some slutty shop vac who will suck anything.

It’s a damned shame, is what it is.

By Flea

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i honestly cant imagine this if this would be true. :)
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