It’s just ’cause He’s really into you.
The church has a few more things to tell you:
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This is funny, but not because of your sexual innuendo. It is funny because it is an actual Bible verse. Revelations 22:7 And behold, I come quickly. Blessed is he that keepeth the words of the prophecy of this book. Only people with a dirty mind would take this the wrong way. Just my .02
Oh, thats FUNNY....course, you know, I'm not personally acquainted with the sensation..ahem...
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