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Lies, Lies, Lies: How Are You Fooling Yourself?

A white wedding dress, the toupee, and New Year’s resolutions. Certain lies need no explanation, but is a padded bra really lying? I suppose it’s just false advertising, or “doing the best with what you’ve got” depending how you lie to yourself about it. Botox, “natural make-up,” and let’s just face it, Snackwells. “I’ll start on Monday,” laughing at a knock-knock joke, tinted eyelashes, an orange tan, and Canal Street. “Just five more minutes,” “I’m fine,” and “What bald spot?” Spanx, Lip Venom, and platform heels. “It’s homemade,” “I was just about to,” and “Yeah, it’s the hardest I’ve ever felt.” “I never lie.”

In my newest book, Moose: A Memoir of Fat Camp, I reveal the ways I’ve lied in my life, and not surprisingly, it’s not only about the lies we tell to others but the lies we tell ourselves.

Sometimes the falsehoods are more intricate, revealing insecurities at play, or our fear of what others may think of us. Have you ever stopped to consider what kind of lies you tell? What types of secrets you agree to keep for others, and what that says about you?

The giveaway ended August 1st, but you can still add your story to this chit chat. Look for more giveaways soon and stand by for an announcement about our winner.

07.01.2008 Report
I have a fear of flying and make up stories on why I can't go somewhere. I am trying to overcome this fear, but don't need 'friends' telling me how stupid I am, so I have convinced myself that this is a necessary lie.
07.01.2008 Report
I tell myself I will be true to myself then somebody calls for a favor and I say yes!
07.01.2008 Report
I lie to myself when I don't call my friends back. I tell myself I'm too busy doing this or that, when really, I just don't feel like talking.
07.01.2008 Report
When I was younger I used to lie a lot to make my life seem more interesting, I can admit that now. I was afraid of being ordinary. I lie now sometimes too out of insecurity, like when I wear heels constantly to appear taller. Usually my lies now are to make someone else feel better, like when I tell someone that I'm happy doing this, or yes, that dress looks stunning on you. As far as secrets, I am incredibly loyal to my friends. The one thing that does not fly with me is to put me in an ethical dilemma though, I won't have it. If I'm friends with your husband and you are cheating on him, don't come to me to talk about it. I don't want to know.

BTW, if there are multiple comments from me, I'm so sorry, my computer is giving me SO much trouble right now I have no idea if its going through or not.
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07.01.2008 Report
I'll get around to it tomorrow. More procrastination than a lie, though.
07.01.2008 Report
I only keep secrets for people if they are not malicious and are of no harm to others.
I feel like every time I have ever lied it has come around and bitten my rear eventually. even the small ones. trying now to avoid it at all costs no matter how hard it is.
07.01.2008 Report
i would love to win the gift card and that is no lie!
07.01.2008 Report
i hate to lie, i've never been any good at it. I dunno i feel so guilty doing it. I want to go so far as to say that i hear a little voice saying i'll go to hell for it. Was raised Catholic. It's a good religion don't get me wrong . .. just the guilt. the one thing i find is easy to lie about is if one of my loved ones needs a little cover up. nothing wrong or illegal just a little white lie.
07.01.2008 Report
I've found that I lie most when I want to avoid giving long explanations....but have had several lessons taught to me about how much more involving it can get trying to explain away the lie later on!
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