What is up with all these hot guys not wanting to eat like normal people? This last weekend I was at a wedding. There was a really cute guy sitting across the table from me. I had been eyeing him, so I noticed that when they brought the cake out he would not touch it. A lady next to him asked why he would not eat it. The music was playing super loud, so to answer this question, he stretched his arms to gesture how the tiny slice of chocolate cake would make him balloon up. Say what?!
I wanted to throw my cake at him! But that would have been a waste of perfectly good chocolate cake.
The funny thing is that this guy reminded me of guys I’ve met recently who do not eat like normal people. Once, a guy told me he never had any regular meals. He said he had to space out his food intake (in the form of snacks) throughout the day. He did that in order to keep his “Calvin Klein underwear model” physique, as he put it.
Oh, the horror! It is such a turnoff when the man behaves like the proverbial chick that always orders a salad with the dressing on the side. Be a man! Order a juicy piece of meat every once in a while. Don’t fret when you see me chow down on a plate of pasta. It’s alright. Everything will be okay. You can have some cake. I promise!
