Eight Not-So-Big Secrets Men Keep

Recently, Marie Claire had their male dating blogger, Rich Santos, reveal twenty secrets men keep about “sex, dating, relationships, and you.” I read through them and thought, “These have to be the worst-kept secrets since Elton John was in the closet.” Seriously, most of these “secrets” read like, well, like a women’s magazine’s (or blog's) rant against men. Here are eight “secrets” men keep that will make you say, “Well, duh.”

1. We think we are good in bed.
This one’s my favorite. Ladies, I think we can all agree that men may be great at a lot of things, but acting like they don’t think they’re good in bed isn’t one of them.

2. We want to bail the morning after a one-night stand.
Really?! Because taking off before the sun comes up and leaving a good-bye note on your pillow gives us no clue!

3. We do think you’re crazy sometimes, but only because it makes things easier for us.
Wait, guys think we’re crazy? Seriously? I’ve never heard that one before.

4. Leave your baggage at the door.
Guys are happy to help out their girlfriends with emotional issues. But if the baggage becomes apparent too early in the relationship, then a guy will probably bail. Also, baggage causes people to put pressure on or damage a relationship, so it may be doomed from the outset.

Hold on one second. Guys don’t like dealing with emotional baggage? But, why not? Emotional baggage early in a relationship is so fun, so engaging. I’d have thought guys would be clamoring to get their hands on a woman with lots of baggage. I’m shocked to hear this isn’t the case.

5. We are afraid of commitment.
No!

6. Confidence is key in the bedroom.
Well, I guess that explains number one then, huh?

7. Sometimes, we do blame your bad mood on PMS.
Hey, guess what, guys—we do too!

8. We get jealous because we’re insecure.
And here’s our big secret: we know. 

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By Wendy Atterberry for TheFrisky

 
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12.09.2009
Ripon Dojer
I agree that most of the comments were fairly LAME. However lame as some were pretty much every one of the 20 (i swear there was only 20 not 21. anyway...) that were listed had a comment in there that girls might not have thought about. Basically if your asking about a generalised list of the "secrets/thoughts/whatever that men/woman keep/think/whatever" then your going to get back a generalised list of that said list. Which most likely will not be some inspiring revelations that you've never thought about before. . . . re checking the list to make sure i didn't make a complete ass of my self i realised a) No 2 is rather funny given that a 1 night stand means once only nothing after basically. . . . And also every other point on your list, i'm not bothering to look at the other one again, is about equally true (or not true) for both sexes. And yes I include No 5 in that too. Both sexes have your range of types sometimes the numbers are different but generally not by a huge amount
12.08.2009
Michael
If it's confidence a man relies on in the bedroom, then expect failure. If there's desire, lust, etc., rely on that, and if there's no desire, what's the point?
12.04.2009
Vic De Zen
This was hilarious! Great article!
It feels good to write.

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