The Non-Talk Clause

I recently found myself blurting out a promise to not write about “a date.” What was I thinking? I wonder what it would be like if all singles had to contractually agree with their potential dates on a “non-talk” clause. Can you imagine the amount of fuss over words! And that’s before the date begins….

I truly think a verbal agreement between singles should be sufficient! (As I continue to write and keep my own promise to my last date.) Can you imagine signing a document that says we can’t “talk” about what happens during the course of a date? Is this a pre-date clause that can be up-held in court? Can you see the line of singles now trying to file a motion to dismiss! And where do I find adequate representation—a reputable “Dating Attorney”?

Contracts? I think their worth the piece of paper they’re written on.

With all the individuals texting and phoning, I think we already practise the non-talk clause if you “listen” … it’s always in small print.

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